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Day Demotivational Poster

HAPPY BIRTHDAY - from Godzilla

TAGS: holiday birthday
Rating: 1.95/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 8, 2009, 2:21 am
I like this one. I might steal this for a birthday card.

HOLD DOWN F11 - I'm going to hell for this. I just know it.

TAGS: yet another quake rocked haiti today the capitol was destroyed damage estimates were in the tens of dollars
Rating: 4.51/5

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Thedge - August 31, 2014, 11:07 pm
Me too. Once more ! 5 large duck dingi!
JesusWept - November 30, 2012, 8:26 am
LMFAO!! Good one! 5 pts!
Airman - February 24, 2011, 5:06 pm
along the same line of thinking.. this really worked well
vasilache - July 5, 2010, 5:07 am
did you heard about the family that moved from Haiti to Chile? they were afraid of quakes
Hawamleh - June 21, 2010, 9:13 pm
Sir I would like to High five you for that one.
Produceman117 - February 2, 2010, 6:05 pm
I'm facepalming with a smile. 5L.
Faceplant31 - February 2, 2010, 5:56 pm
Thats the point Dr. F
Dr. Festerpus - February 2, 2010, 5:05 pm
When i did it vista had a f***ing seizure
cheesypoofs - January 28, 2010, 7:33 pm
thats awesome!
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:12 pm
One more time...
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:11 pm
Yes, so BAD!!! So am I!!!!!! LMAO...
Bovee - January 26, 2010, 4:05 pm
that makes my faves. 5l
myhouseinthewoods - January 26, 2010, 3:16 pm
very funny stuff you have here
Ed-Hyde - January 26, 2010, 2:02 pm
Sent this one to everyone in my office. A tragedy at this level, you either laugh or go insane. Since we are all crazy already . . .
Airman - January 26, 2010, 1:15 pm
this is the funniest one we have seen in quite some time. AMSOME
Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 12:56 pm
This poster is fukcing amsome! Kudos Dude. Worlogog quit being a douche, if you can't find humor in this just STFU and move on!
Lincoln - January 26, 2010, 11:03 am
f***ing awesome! LMAO
DreMagnum - January 26, 2010, 8:21 am
Ahhh Worlogog, why ya got to be like that? Its a joke dude.
Worlogog - January 26, 2010, 8:08 am
Yes. Yes, you are. Ik hope the next 7-9 quake hits your f*cking family.
HareRama - January 26, 2010, 5:54 am
Haha,hilarious.d***...I laughed too.
Dude 4515 - January 25, 2010, 11:41 pm
YYYEEEAAAHHH!!!!!!! my first top five poster!
rerun - January 25, 2010, 8:21 pm

save me a seat Dude4515, I laughed
Claire - January 25, 2010, 7:42 pm
Hehe.. that was fun. 5L!
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 7:29 pm
rat bastard!!! now my screen won't quit shaking at richter 7!!
nutsmcbutts - January 25, 2010, 7:11 pm
classy bro, 5ls on dissun
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:45 pm
I seriously can't stop doing this.
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:03 pm
That's hilarious! I keep coming back to this one...5L
BoneCD - January 25, 2010, 5:00 pm
5 shaking poodles! *now if I could only vote between the tremors*
LogicDude - January 25, 2010, 4:29 pm
Pour me a beer...I'm right behind you apparently. I LOL'd...
know_it_all - January 25, 2010, 4:15 pm
holy **** on windows it makes the screen look like an earthquake because it switches from window to fullscreen back and forth really quick. hilarious! gratuitous win, 5/5
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 4:14 pm
but macs suck
Derek - January 25, 2010, 3:58 pm
F11 on most Macs turns the sound down.
DreMagnum - January 25, 2010, 3:40 pm
is it sad I had to hold down f11 just to see what this meant
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 3:35 pm
zammuelist - January 25, 2010, 2:56 pm
Nicely done 5/5

~ QUESTION ~ - “Why is Monday so far away from Friday but Friday is so close to Monday?”

TAGS: monday friday question weekend
Rating: 4.93/5

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spacedog - July 31, 2012, 7:26 pm
Heh, Gingercat.

MONDAY - Has Been Cancelled Due To A Lack Of Interest.

TAGS: monday business work job office
Rating: 4.73/5

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5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 11:30 am
Of course you get a 5 from me. Good job!
mariand - November 27, 2011, 10:42 am
cool... I guess we're talking about work
maoworks2 - November 27, 2011, 10:11 am
Mite Has Well Do The Rest Of The Week Too

HAPPY BIRTHDAY - The mission is almost accomplished!

TAGS: birthday
Rating: 3.84/5

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CpnKangaroo - March 10, 2010, 12:24 pm
Well thank y'all very much. I think this one hits the nail on the head. 5 kangaroos
thatonechick - March 10, 2010, 12:12 pm
Um... Is this aimed at Cpn? If not... well, happy birthday, Kangaroo man.


TAGS: budwiesser beer friday
Rating: 2.97/5

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666 - April 6, 2009, 6:22 am
WTF ?!?! Budweiser ? Bloody p**** septic tank beer

HAPPY HOLIDAYS - May you and yours be touched by his noodly appendage this season

TAGS: happy holidays flying spaghetti monster
Rating: 4.04/5

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FSM - February 15, 2012, 5:10 pm
.D Pirate Smiley Face! All curse non-belivers!!!
Micamars - December 19, 2011, 10:06 pm
Some friends of mine were discussing it once, lol
Budog - December 19, 2011, 9:44 pm
The Church of the FSM is where I did indeed find the picture LOL. I am now waiting anxiously for the Great Marination. May the sauce be with you, ramen.
Micamars - December 19, 2011, 9:28 pm
I believe this is from the church of the flying spaghetti monster.
falloutghoul - December 19, 2011, 9:04 am
Wicked picture and awsome pun.
gas - December 17, 2011, 8:37 am

Today's Music -

TAGS: classic music today s pop rock
Rating: 4.71/5

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sodamall - September 8, 2015, 4:48 pm
how long will Justin baby and the like be remembered? 5yrs tops if lucky
sodamall - September 8, 2015, 4:43 pm
and you'll never know why we rock
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2015, 8:27 pm
The clash and Run DMC.....RUN DMC?!?. 1L.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2015, 8:24 pm
Nirvana, the *** pistols, the kinks and the misfits....Classic Rock? In what universe?
nicholsjoshua15 - August 9, 2015, 5:43 pm
The top 40 music may suck nowadays, but is usualy always has, listen to the alternative, underground and foreign music you may be surprised.
EmilioDumphque - July 23, 2015, 2:33 am
Did you ever hear Wilson Pickett's Sugar Sugar?
GaryO - July 21, 2015, 8:40 pm
Good point, 'cause lots of today's stuff is sure to be number two
nicholsjoshua15 - July 21, 2015, 8:27 pm
There's still plenty of great new music, remember the same year Jimmy Hendrix released "The Watch Tower" The Archies "Sugar Sugar" and it was #1, The year Smashing Pumpkins Released "Disarm" Billy Ray "Achy Breaky Heart" was #1.
EmilioDumphque - July 20, 2015, 7:40 pm
Angry young man poetry to a drumbeat isn't music.
Silverheart - July 20, 2015, 6:37 pm
Suck-ass music exists in every era, classic and contemporary. Get off of the top 40 channels, you just might find some good, new music.

IRISH YOGA - It's always good to stretch before a good workout.

TAGS: irish yoga saint patty s day
Rating: 4.23/5

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GaryO - March 15, 2012, 10:36 pm
Hah! That be kissin’ the blarney sidewalk. Warmin’ up for St Paddy for 5ure. d*** amateur Micks’ll be swarmin’ my favorite haunts.


Hump Day -


TAGS: reign forever happy birthdayrip freddie mercury not my words
Rating: 4.74/5

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spacedog - November 7, 2013, 5:44 pm
(5Ls by the way to V for a poster I somehow missed)
spacedog - November 7, 2013, 5:42 pm
Burn the heretic! He's disparaging Queen, which by way of this poster disparages many peoples savior........Freddie Mercury.
nicholsjoshua15 - November 7, 2013, 3:10 pm
I never really like Queen that much.
champ99 - September 7, 2011, 2:28 pm
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:49 pm

oh btw...5
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:48 pm

waaaa nanananana na waaaa nanana naaaaaaaaaa
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:47 pm

for me...for me....for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (wicked guitar blaring like a machine gun and big big hair bouncing from side to side)...lol
Verdeckt - September 6, 2011, 7:18 am
Really... no idea!!?! Sad. I'd ask if you've watched Highlander but it may have been before your time.
Sean - September 5, 2011, 11:32 pm
No! Wayne's World, ya b00b.
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 10:58 pm
(ah what the hell) Mamma mia let me go, Beelzebub has a devil put aside for meeeeee....
Reality Lord - September 5, 2011, 10:52 pm

mamma mia
Sean - September 5, 2011, 8:43 pm
AH just great! Now I got that movie in my head.
Feasibly - September 5, 2011, 8:01 pm
very very frightening
Reality Lord - September 5, 2011, 6:45 pm

thunderbolt and lightning
mariand - September 5, 2011, 4:42 pm
who want5 to live forever... is there someone who doesn't know who is Freddie Mercury?
crankyhead - September 5, 2011, 4:23 pm
rerun - September 5, 2011, 3:42 pm

He was the lead singer for the band Queen. Died of AIDS years ago.
the1stCOMMI3 - September 5, 2011, 3:17 pm
I have no idea who he is, but I berths part where you're trying to make fun of god, and that'5 the part I like
Alixian - September 5, 2011, 7:49 am
5ls for u
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 7:48 am
To be fair, I did change/clean them up a bit :)
Greeny - September 5, 2011, 7:44 am
lol - disclaimer tag, just in ca5e!

IT IS FRIDAY - Oh yeah, let the good times roll !


TAGS: fire friend day bad
Rating: 4.65/5

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- June 10, 2012, 6:18 pm
Haha Thank5 for the chuckle
SteveFurlong - June 10, 2012, 9:02 am
For years when I've had a bad day I've used the catch-phrase, Well, at least I didn't catch myself on fire. Then one day I accidentally caught myself on fire. 5L for a good poster and bringing up demotivational memories.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 9:46 pm
I told 5omething similar to customers with the same intent. Those who complain that the store has only 11 champagne glasses with particular etching and not a dozen.

MONDAY - Is a horrible way To spend the 1/7 Of your life

TAGS: oh no it s monday again
Rating: 4.52/5

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MONDAYS - I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.

TAGS: mondays
Rating: 4.55/5

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Sound - June 28, 2011, 10:13 am
4.95, really... jerks

HAPPY THORSDAY - One more day and then it's hammer time !

TAGS: happy thorsday one more day
Rating: 4.89/5

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theman101101101 - November 6, 2012, 8:38 pm

MEMORIAL DAY - Thank you to all who have fallen, and all who have bothered to stand up.

TAGS: memorial day god bless america
Rating: 4.15/5

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Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 3:14 pm
There are American military grave yards in France from WWI and WWII.
Da5id - January 25, 2013, 1:05 am
Nice picture, and certainly an American Marine, but appears he's in France. Arlington has the curved stones, not to mention all the French flags. RIP men.


TAGS: veterans day
Rating: 4.82/5

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Nissta - December 13, 2011, 4:15 pm
And does anyone hear Black Sabbaths Warpigs in the back ground!!
Terri - November 16, 2011, 11:31 am
Amen to that
crankyhead - November 11, 2011, 6:52 pm
you 5peak the truth. =)
maoworks2 - November 11, 2011, 6:47 pm
well said !

VALENTINE'S DAY - Single Girls V's Single Guys

BREAKFAST - The most important meal of the day ...

ALLAH-U-SNACKBAR! - Get the Special Kebab Combo with Felafel and a soda for just 5 dinar!

TAGS: september challenge open 7 days a week
Rating: 3.7/5

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jollyman - November 27, 2009, 11:29 am
waaaaay to great
Eugene - October 17, 2009, 10:40 am
He looked like that "THIS IS SPARTA!" guy at a quick glance

IT'S FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH - Someone isn't happy with Rebecca

TAGS: friday thirteenth
Rating: 4.54/5

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MyMeatStick1 - May 18, 2011, 2:38 am
Jason is earths only hope!


TAGS: less of them every day
Rating: 4.91/5

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maoworks2 - December 22, 2013, 12:10 pm
Thank You For Making This Post. Mao, Merry Christmas. 5 Big L's .
GySgt1811 - December 9, 2010, 12:57 pm
Right you are, Mongo! But it's not the warriors I'm concerned about...
Mongo - December 8, 2010, 7:33 pm
We still have what it takes...many are out there taking care of bidness right now. Rock On.
MrDurden - December 8, 2010, 7:19 pm
d*** Right. Had two Great Uncles in WWII. I agree completely. 5L FTW
GySgt1811 - December 7, 2010, 8:42 pm
I've often wondered if we still have what it takes.



TAGS: labor day calendar
Rating: 4.74/5

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OliviaLaRosa - May 4, 2012, 2:29 pm
RonE, I politely disagree. Most wealthy people live on capital gains. They do not work. No one works harder than a working parent, on call 24-7 for 20 years.
the1stCOMMI3 - September 6, 2011, 12:36 am
It takes a presence of a mind to manage the body. Take away the mind and your average workers are just a bunch of ordinary people with tools
mariand - September 5, 2011, 3:15 pm
those wealthy without laborers, are wealthy only on paper...5L
rerun - September 5, 2011, 2:12 pm

Mentally harder maybe, not physically.
RonE - September 5, 2011, 12:45 pm
Misconception. Most wealthy work harder than your laborer. That... is how they get wealthy.
TheLeprechaun - September 5, 2011, 10:43 am
5...I'll drink to that.
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 6:44 am
One for the worker5!

HAVING A BAD DAY - Don't worry that's when we go come to the rescue

TAGS: beerbulance having bad day rescue
Rating: 4.49/5

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thefunnyguy - January 10, 2012, 12:44 pm
I got a rock...
maoworks2 - January 9, 2012, 3:12 pm
I'll Have 6 Van Loads.
maoworks2 - January 9, 2012, 3:11 pm
I'll Have 6 Car Loads.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN - It's only a Tuesday? Why did I think it was a FRIDAY?


The cure -

TAGS: in honor of sho s birthday
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - November 13, 2015, 3:38 pm
I'll Try !
Greeny - September 16, 2015, 9:13 pm
very nice Gary
Reality Lord - September 16, 2015, 11:41 am

sooooooooooooooooo good
GaryO - September 16, 2015, 9:51 am
And now, now I get to play
GaryO - September 16, 2015, 9:50 am
Had to come to meetings with this mind set in order to contend with idiotic investors and megalomaniacal corporate honchos.
GaryO - September 16, 2015, 9:50 am
Y’know, Bandit, its funny (not haha funny), I’ve been turning things upside down and backward in the workplace for over 40 years.
Bandit5906 - September 16, 2015, 9:20 am
Gary always sheds a different light on a situation.
GaryO - September 16, 2015, 7:13 am
‘Works’? it’s all play, Connie, a-l-l-l-l play. Thnx guys.
concern3 - September 16, 2015, 3:31 am
It's funny how the mind works. I'm not talking about the poster I'm talking about you. another 5 er
Sho - September 16, 2015, 1:02 am
Thank you, Mr. Gary. Much appreciated

DISASTERS - They're not cheap!

TAGS: titanic obama oil rig challenger space ship disaster bad day tanker exxon valdez chernobyl nuclear power sub thresher navy liberals democrats health care
Rating: 3.04/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 30, 2010, 6:29 pm
This was made before there was a politifake.
Lincoln - December 30, 2010, 5:57 pm
Politifake, anyone?

CAKE - The awesomest cake ever.

Got Any Plans -

TAGS: plans day crazy ideas premeditated
Rating: 4.95/5

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MissPriss - January 25, 2014, 8:53 pm
And a tissue!
MissPriss - January 25, 2014, 8:52 pm
Nope, your went wrong by actually ending up in court...teehee.
MissPriss - January 25, 2014, 8:52 pm
Nope, your went wrong by actually ending up in court...teehee.
Oldsod - January 25, 2014, 6:22 am
Mebbe that's where I went wrong...either there, or the "with malice a forethougth" part...
CloudchaserS - January 25, 2014, 5:34 am
It's a trick, get an axe!
MissPriss - January 24, 2014, 6:31 pm
Need a tissue?
GaryO - January 24, 2014, 8:57 am
Ok, nasal lol spray. Dang monkey. Gonna have sinus probs all day now…aaaand a funky mustache

NINJA SANTA - Bringing new meaning to the phrase "You better watch out."

TAGS: ninja santa christmas holidays annihilation
Rating: 4.1/5

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Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 3:30 pm
Ninja Santa lives only for his mission. His is the path of the unseen. If little Billy catches Ninja Santa depositing the package, Ninja Santa must commit Seppuku to erase shame!


TAGS: holidays
Rating: 4.13/5

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PapaFox - November 21, 2012, 10:26 am
An embarrassed LOL here. :)

AGEING - You know you're getting too old, when the candles cost more than the cake.

TAGS: grandads birthday
Rating: 4.24/5

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7053 - July 10, 2011, 5:24 am
Too old to live..

IT'S FRIDAY - Eat, drink and be merrily intoxicated !

AND THERE WAS LIGHT - and it was good

TAGS: 7 long days
Rating: 4.89/5

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manos - January 31, 2014, 11:43 am
One of the best i ve seen. clever and funny.
Derek - April 26, 2012, 6:47 pm
Our arabic numbering system is so much better than the alternatives, it has bowled all before it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 26, 2012, 3:39 pm
There are many languages, some with similar letters to others, until you travel east. But have you ever noticed that numbers have the same basic design? E.g. pamphlets that are addressed to many cultures and languages, but the number system is the same.
Airman - April 26, 2012, 3:03 pm
thx all.. I will post it on religifake.. it will be my first
Rick69 - April 26, 2012, 2:44 pm
Amazing... A whole new perspective... VERY Nice...
holymoly - April 26, 2012, 10:01 am
Thats how I imagine we got our start. Math and creation are inseperable. I love it.. Favd' and 5
Hawamleh - April 26, 2012, 9:31 am
great poster ! please submit to religifake also !

BLACK FRIDAY - Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups

TAGS: black friday customers stupid people hell
Rating: 3.67/5

DAYMAN (AAAAAAHHHHH!) - Fighter of the Nightman (aaaaaahhhhh!) Champion of the Sun! He's a master of Karate and Friendship for everyone!

TAGS: dayman nightman
Rating: 2.75/5

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GreyScorpion - February 3, 2010, 8:32 pm
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 8:31 pm
WTF Man!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 3, 2010, 8:29 pm
Trash made almost this exact poster last week.
Fatt Matt - February 3, 2010, 2:05 pm
You got to pay the troll toll to get into this boy's hole


TAGS: pzy apple day steve jobs
Rating: 4.43/5

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crankyhead - October 7, 2011, 12:19 am
It got rejected because the image was tagged. If you take the time to submit posters that we can approve, I can guarantee that we will.
UlyssesArt - October 6, 2011, 11:55 pm
I actually posted the "IDied" one, for the first time in my life I actually came up with something first. It didnt get approved on here, but then again I didnt expect it to, the mods here are a bit a***.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 6, 2011, 8:48 pm
is that a warcraft reference?
pzykosiz - October 6, 2011, 5:31 pm
forseti - October 6, 2011, 11:56 am
how about "the new iDIE" ??
Tytan - October 6, 2011, 9:12 am
god d*** it forseti too soon xD
forseti - October 6, 2011, 1:22 am
Jobs done...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2011, 8:54 pm
That's brilliant ...and horrible, but brilliant 5L

LONGEVITY - Like grandma always said, he who has the most birthdays lives the longest.


TAGS: marine iwojima memorialday military
Rating: 4.79/5

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steve1961 - May 23, 2014, 10:04 pm
Or dividing by zero...or rolling a hoop with a stick...or getting hit on the head with a pool cue...
MPsniper - May 23, 2014, 7:04 pm
uhmmmmm....it is a salute
maoworks2 - May 22, 2014, 4:52 pm
What does that mean ?
MPsniper - May 22, 2014, 3:58 pm
maoworks2 - May 22, 2014, 11:11 am
Very Well Said , Thankyou .


TAGS: life time day safe tv show cardassian kardashian gossip star trek
Rating: 3.84/5

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Bartimaeus - September 14, 2009, 7:41 pm
There's a mistake you could only make once. Good warning. 5/5
Spangle - September 14, 2009, 6:02 pm
Mr. Shiny - July 20, 2009, 7:40 pm
lol I like this one!
Sean - May 31, 2009, 12:04 am
Ridiculously funny. Well done, ya bastard!

THANK GUINNESS - It's Friday, enjoy !

HOORAY!! - I'm another year closer to being as dead as my dreams. Want some cake?

TAGS: birthday dreams dead sad depressed
Rating: 4.8/5

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Verdeckt - August 17, 2011, 8:59 am
The cake is a lie. Welcome to the site

MOO'S BAD DAY - just got worse

TAGS: moo 17 bad day
Rating: 4.65/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 10, 2012, 8:41 pm
I may actually hold the record for tribute posters...Not because anyone actually likes me, But because there are so many funny Cow pics on the web. You'd be hard pressed to find one that hasn't been used.
Greeny - May 10, 2012, 7:57 pm
been done - 114632
dy2012 - May 10, 2012, 11:06 am
lol nice

DARTH VADER - It's Friday, let's blow some shit up !

TAGS: darth vader friday blow up
Rating: 4.6/5

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Redtail - May 5, 2012, 11:11 am
I can agree with that.
justme - May 4, 2012, 8:54 am
not really the best day to say that, this is the day we remember all the war victims from ww2


YEP - It's Monday here, too.

TAGS: monday
Rating: 3.08/5

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kenny - March 26, 2009, 10:42 pm
YEP - this site still has ****ty content.
Shtoink - October 28, 2008, 5:51 am
yay wit! thanks :D this kid kinda looks like waldo with that hat though
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 28, 2008, 3:26 am
--baby! Newborn plus funny hat plus mushface plus leaning on one arm equals supercute baby. I will concede that your baby is cuter. As a fellow dad, I understand perfectly.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 28, 2008, 3:24 am
But Shtoink, you gotta give this baby some wiggle room for cuteness. I mean, it is wearing that hat, and it's giving itself the mushface, which distorts the natural cuteness. Besides, check out the size of that boppy pillow. That is one tiny newborn ba
Shtoink - October 28, 2008, 3:13 am
*p***bear (like a werewolf or vampire)
Shtoink - October 28, 2008, 3:12 am
this one is nto that cute. MY baby is cute! but no pics or some of you nameless individuals might transform into the p*** i know you got bite by
Tony - October 27, 2008, 10:19 pm
What Sean?
Sean - October 27, 2008, 6:25 pm
*things ... (but not the kittens from them freaky bald cats though ... yikes)
Sean - October 27, 2008, 6:20 pm
So you breeders think them thigs are cute, eh? Two words for you then: kittens!
Susan - October 27, 2008, 4:53 pm
I Love it, Love it, Love it~
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 27, 2008, 11:09 am
Very funny. Good demotie, and the baby's expression makes it.
incredoman - October 27, 2008, 9:52 am

"THANK YOU" - The only two words that describe the meaning of Memorial Day.

TAGS: memorial day
Rating: 4.26/5

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Mongo - May 29, 2010, 4:04 pm
Thanks uncle Cuddy...bet I'm older, saltier and uglier than you!!!
Cubbybear - May 28, 2010, 4:55 pm
Are you thanking the DEAD or Vets?Memorial Day honors the DEAD who died fighting for our country. VETERAN's day honors our vets who came back heroes. Just a history lesson from Uncle Cubby

THE FIRST FIVE DAYS - After the weekend are the hardest ...

GREEN DAY - Not very green.

TAGS: green day should of waited until earth day
Rating: 2.38/5

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Kung-Fu Devil - April 22, 2010, 6:12 pm
Because people have to moan about something. People moan about my favourite band because of the first album. When they realise they have changed, they continue to moan.
pitbull - April 22, 2010, 4:58 pm
the people who say that are haters. straight up
Cloudchaser - April 16, 2010, 1:16 am
Ever notice how when a band never changes its sound (Greenday) they're stale but if they do change their sound (Metallica) they're not being true to their roots? Why is that?

BEST BIRTHDAY EVER - Galactus doesn't have Birthday cakes he has Birthday planets


TAGS: they disappear day brightens
Rating: 4.98/5

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Yorick - September 15, 2012, 12:25 am
True true.
lgvernon - March 20, 2012, 10:45 pm

Thanks very much, folks!~
tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 8:52 pm
Oh my goodness... this is great.
holymoly - March 20, 2012, 5:23 pm
Yes! My first Fav'd poster. Nice job. another 5
mariand - March 19, 2012, 6:20 pm
very true

FOR HER BIRTHDAY - My wife wanted something that would go from 0-260 in less than 10 seconds.

TAGS: ex scale birthday
Rating: 4.66/5

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holymoly - April 25, 2012, 2:14 pm
Thats funny X) Good one
lgvernon - April 24, 2012, 8:12 pm

Don't worry. The bruises will be gone before you know it.


TAGS: horsepower day wanna push for pinks punk iceman
Rating: 4.29/5

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Jones - February 1, 2011, 10:28 pm
Sounds exactly like my first truck. And for that, 5/5.

SOMETIMES - Mondays are like that


TAGS: psychology day
Rating: 4.58/5

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spacedog - March 16, 2010, 6:14 pm
MrBlack - March 16, 2010, 5:15 pm
If you have an inferiority complex, hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you.
MrBlack - March 16, 2010, 5:15 pm
If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mothership. If you are dyslexic pres 696969. If you have short-term memory loss, please hang up and try again later.
sickartist - March 16, 2010, 10:08 am
Nice response 5L


TAGS: suicide day comic fish balloon secure rope heavy rock parallelism
Rating: 4.05/5

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agdaniele - December 29, 2009, 5:49 pm
Simple and strong... love it! 5L
Fatt Matt - December 29, 2009, 5:41 pm
Good find on the pic. Short/sweet delivery. Well done, sir!


TAGS: days without war
Rating: 4.79/5

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GaryO - January 23, 2014, 9:53 pm
Man, I been waitin’ for that answer for darn near three years. Now I can jus settle in an ‘get used to it’…with some pringles….and a gun.
PCV - January 23, 2014, 9:23 pm
And it's not going to change so get used to it.
crankyhead - June 29, 2011, 8:05 pm
Yep, without competition there is no progress, and there is no competition quite like the one between two men shooting rifles at each other. =)
Haarakkon - June 29, 2011, 8:11 am
Let us also remember that in ancient times and particularly in northern climates, it was a seasonal endeavor. Men (and women, too) couldn't be fighting when there were crops to be harvested for the long winter months.
Haarakkon - June 29, 2011, 8:05 am
I should guess this, too, would be relative. While, say, Blackfeet and Nez Perce may have fought isolated skirmishes, they didn't engage in the widespread coordinated attacks that would characterize modern concepts of "war".
Airman - June 28, 2011, 10:52 am
The US Army War college estimates it goes back to 4000 BC. The minute we get Peace in one place, it all goes to hell somewhere else
Airman - June 28, 2011, 10:51 am
good, this got a bit of a discussion going. It came from a statement I saw this weekend on tv, that there had only been 129 days without war in the last 4500 years. I went searching on google to see if that was right, and found that others felt it was 0
tellitlikeitis - June 28, 2011, 6:24 am
And there it is, men, I'm a**uming the commentors are men...are somehow always wrapped up in "war", whatever happened to the saying "peace man"?
forseti - June 28, 2011, 3:31 am
ironically we probably would still live in caves (and wouldn't be able to motifake!) if the human race wouldn't be this aggressive. Most innovations are based directly or at least incidentally on "war technologies"...
house - June 27, 2011, 7:55 pm
yes it did but ther was other wars started just after the end of WWi, then ran into the spanish civil war then ran into WW2....and the rest they say is history
crankyhead - June 27, 2011, 7:52 pm
Didn't the spanish civil war start about 15 years after those other two ended?
Reality Lord - June 27, 2011, 7:31 pm

very little if anything has changed about the human species since we climbed out of the trees/God created us/aliens dropped us off on this planet. meh...whatever.
Airman - June 27, 2011, 6:46 pm
ah, but House, you have to count tribal wars in Africa, Indonesia, South America.. so I feel pretty safe with 0. Native American Indians too.
house - June 27, 2011, 6:19 pm
still, i like the concept so 5L
house - June 27, 2011, 6:19 pm
culture there are 4 years where we have not had war. The most recent perid being after WW1, ther was No War for a period of a few weeks before the Spanish civil war, the Greco - Turkish war and the 3rd Afghan war began
house - June 27, 2011, 6:17 pm
Good poster but technically not correct. There have been 4 years with absolutely No war in modern history. Now histories of small countries and african / asian nations may not be as well documented so we cannot say for 100% sure but in 'white' western


TAGS: asteroid collision 2036 april friday 13 paper beats rock
Rating: 4.52/5

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pzykosiz - October 27, 2010, 6:05 pm
are they gonna create some giant scissors as well to protect us from the paper?
GreyScorpion - October 27, 2010, 5:45 pm
excellent 5L
Neener - October 27, 2010, 5:06 pm
I'll buy a whole case!
crankyhead - October 27, 2010, 5:05 pm
neener, it's called talent.
Neener - October 27, 2010, 4:55 pm
I want whatever you're on that made you come up with that angle.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Quit acting like that, you are just older not dead ...


BRIDES - Always look their best on their Wedding Day


TAGS: 2000 years any day now
Rating: 4.63/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 3:36 pm
According to Matthew 24:34, it was supposed to happen within the disciple's generation! So, I guess Jesus was lying!! Pants on FIRE, Chuy!
bobbus - May 28, 2011, 10:16 pm
Even though I'm not a Christian, I won't waste my life to worship a guy we haven't seen a trace of in 2000 years.
the1stCOMMI3 - May 24, 2011, 12:41 am
I'm also a christian, but the sad thing is this poster's true
TwistedNinjaPirate - May 23, 2011, 10:47 pm
Even though I'm a christian, 5L

WEDNESDAY - Making it over the hump just got a whole lot easier

ZOMBIE HUNTING - It is open season everyday, get er' done boys !



TAGS: sparrow days
Rating: 4.93/5

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Sean - March 8, 2014, 8:26 pm
What? No. Unless he was singing a John Lennon song in the shower perhaps. Ok, that probably happened more than once, so part marks to you. P.S.: Ringo is my favouritest Beatle.
ozinusa123456 - July 2, 2013, 9:29 am
George Harrison from the beatles
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2011, 9:03 pm
ICEMAN - July 17, 2011, 1:50 am
What do we win should we get it right? An autographed bevnap from Yoko?
Sean - July 17, 2011, 12:35 am
"Strange days indeed. Most peculiar, momma." Who said that? I mean other than me just now?
Sean - July 17, 2011, 12:10 am
Thanks man. Take'r eeese.
ICEMAN - July 16, 2011, 11:49 pm
Always enjoy hearing the voice of experience. 5

FOR MOTHER'S DAY - Buy her coffee Because remember... You're the reason she gets drunk


BAD DAYS - Even Superman has them

KOBOLDS - Has birthdays too you know...

TAGS: birthday kobold wow fantasy candle birthday mines diggers you no take candle
Rating: 2/5

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Ieuan - April 22, 2009, 11:31 pm
You no take candle!


TAGS: valentine s day holidy for men beer steak
Rating: 4.03/5

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rerun - February 8, 2010, 12:17 pm

ummm, In a way you get both
Bovee - February 8, 2010, 11:37 am
this is the perfect day. though i would include a clause that says if she does speak another bj must be preformed.
thatonechick - February 8, 2010, 11:28 am
I'd like a steak. :( I'm sad now.

MONDAY MOURNINGS - The day we bury another weekend; And weep for what we did Plan the flowers we need to send; and remember where the body's hid!

TAGS: monday mournings
Rating: 3.8/5

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szo850 - October 23, 2012, 2:36 pm
Ren!!! I miss that show!
grazanita - September 9, 2010, 3:23 pm
Lmao!! He's never looked so good!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 17, 2010, 9:58 pm
Nice play on words...bad punctuation.......some lions...I'm non-committal.
GreyScorpion - May 17, 2010, 9:25 pm
Who died?


TAGS: hair pulling day nothing says i love you like a swift kick to the groin
Rating: 4.45/5

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5150monkeylove - December 6, 2010, 9:44 pm
I showed Aut, Grey. She liked it
rerun - December 6, 2010, 8:55 pm

GreyScorpion - December 6, 2010, 8:53 pm
hey autumn, here's what bucktooth" Becky looked like before she blossomed
Mongo - April 3, 2010, 11:50 am
A fleeting moment of inspiration
thatonechick - April 3, 2010, 11:49 am
No, because remember? She made 89901 which was a copy of 89883 which then spawned 89935 and 89937.
GreyScorpion - April 3, 2010, 11:46 am
guess she was a 1 and done :)
thatonechick - April 3, 2010, 11:31 am
Heh heh... Whatever happened to Miss Plagiari-Pants?
thatonechick - February 9, 2010, 9:06 am
Hey Karen... If you're going to plagiarize, make sure the poster you're ripping off hasn't spent a week in the top 5.
Treehodger - February 5, 2010, 10:44 pm
Lol! A family friend of ours spanked his kid today, who is seven. The kid, crying, said that he is a p***ert for touching his b***. So he got spanked again. XD I felt the story fit with the poster. 5L.
Kimjira1 - February 5, 2010, 5:30 pm
BoneCD - February 5, 2010, 6:17 am
5 tuck and cover poodles for you GS
phydeaux - February 4, 2010, 10:42 pm
Amsome! 5L for the perfect look on her face...
TheTrashHeap - February 4, 2010, 9:24 pm
Love scars
rerun - February 4, 2010, 8:31 pm

love hurts
ronsart - February 4, 2010, 8:23 pm
Super Job Grey! 5 Lion Kicks for u!...lol


TAGS: skinny daydream chewing
Rating: 4.2/5

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Greeny - July 28, 2015, 9:36 pm
Ha - NSFWife
spacedog - February 8, 2014, 2:33 pm
LOL! That gets a BIG 5L.


TAGS: every day wear a mask
Rating: 3.87/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 6, 2012, 3:28 am
No Axe, my poem, self written yesterday, the 'rip off' part is the idea behind the 'bag' that he/she is lugging around, I 'ripped' that off of GaryO here.
M0rd3kaI - April 6, 2012, 3:27 am
Thanks Vern, much appreciated :D
lgvernon - April 5, 2012, 11:38 pm

It's wonderful, Mor! Very, very wonderful~~
axe11154 - April 5, 2012, 10:33 pm
wait did you rip this off some one or what? because I see nothing but yall saying rip odd. im confused
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 9:34 pm
Well It's a ripoff in my eyes seeing as I used it to pass time. And yes, I do think about that, thanks for the 'inspiration' so to speak
GaryO - April 5, 2012, 8:11 pm
Not a rip off. Glad you think about it.
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 7:46 pm
Rip off of you saying "some people have to carry around a bag of pebbles and will sometimes stop and take one out to share the story behind it") thanks for the comment though, much appreciated
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 7:42 pm
Honestly, I set out to make a 'demotivational' poster and I thought I'd make a poem. These are a mix of things, one being my thoughts, another just being bored and I even have a reference to what you told me ('the bag' and no one else seeing the inside
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 7:34 pm
LOL! XD me n-n-n-neither airm-m-man (seriously, I am commenting using my phone, might be the reason, but I only meant for one lol)
GaryO - April 5, 2012, 7:21 pm
M0rd, if these are your thoughts and realizations, then you are a leap and a bound ahead of this game. Next step is letting go of the dross and holding dearly to the lessons, no longer needing the mask. Well versed, laddie, well versed.
Airman - April 5, 2012, 7:14 pm
i didn't know you had a stutter!
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 6:41 pm
Thanks Airman, as always it is much appreciated to get positive feedback (geezus, that word...) thanks
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 6:41 pm
Thanks Airman, as always it is much appreciated to get positive feedback (geezus, that word...) thanks
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 6:41 pm
Thanks Airman, as always it is much appreciated to get positive feedback (geezus, that word...) thanks
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 6:41 pm
Thanks Airman, as always it is much appreciated to get positive feedback (geezus, that word...) thanks
Airman - April 5, 2012, 6:07 pm
pretty d*** impressive as-is I would say.
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 4:54 pm
Just for future reference in the mods office ;)
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 4:54 pm
NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! Cranky!!! d***... I'd rather go the extra mile with one of these and correct all spelling mistakes that were made, but I have to say the spellcheck on my MS Word didn't warn me about it :/ (Ps, I use 'zapgrab' so correcting it is easy)
crankyhead - April 5, 2012, 4:48 pm
I didn't warn you about gruelling either. =) I figured you'd put a lot of effort into this already, didn't want you to have to redo it. =)
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 2:59 pm
And thanks a lot, greatly appreciated.
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 2:57 pm
If someone stole my account I'mm kick their arse though. answer to your first question: Yes, I did; answer to your second: No i did not, and this 'spellcheck' feature didn't warn me to 'dispair' being wrong, and the mods didn't either, so I'm happy
Rick69 - April 5, 2012, 2:13 pm
Jeezus, Kai, I think someone stole your account... The big question is: Did you write it entirely? (The other question being, of course, do you know there is a word called "Despair"). It's been a long time since I fav'd a poster... This takes it though...

LISTEN CLOSELY - No more of that Jingle Bells! Y'all better sing Happy Birthday to me, now!

POST TURTLE - Cause your day sucked less than this.


TAGS: lebron james day
Rating: 4.85/5

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Bolverk37782 - June 13, 2011, 7:44 pm
WHO??? Never heard of him.


TAGS: chompers smart guy happy berfday
Rating: 4.8/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 18, 2013, 12:32 pm
AWE5OME! But this should be removed and reposted every so often so they don't catch on to us ;-)
FatherTyme - June 20, 2011, 9:29 am
dood, that was friggin awesome!! 5 Get Out Of Jail Free cards for you Sire
5150monkeylove - September 7, 2010, 3:16 pm
One of my favs. 5L
Chompers - August 5, 2010, 5:48 pm
It's worked before


TAGS: psychology fetish thursday assignment
Rating: 2.42/5

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curlyrocks - April 24, 2013, 10:12 pm
I'm going to guess a starter motor for a diesel locomotive.
EmilioDumphque - January 28, 2012, 3:54 pm
What the hell kinda engine is THAT? It looks like a couple of Allisons or Merlins joined on a common crankshaft!

BLACK FRIDAY - We used to build civilizations. Now we build shopping malls.

TAGS: black friday malls shopping
Rating: 4/5

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beastmaster - November 29, 2011, 3:01 pm
I KNOW! These people are nuts! Brainwashed into thinking they need MORE, MORE, MORE! Not meee! :)
jejeloman - November 28, 2011, 10:22 pm

TOTALLY SCREWED - Did you ever get the feeling that it was going to be a really bad day ?

TAGS: toatally screwed bad day
Rating: 4.77/5

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ICEMAN - May 29, 2011, 11:52 pm
Only when you put up a poster. Heh, heh, heh.

Hump Day -

TAGS: camel gun hump day
Rating: 4.56/5

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jayman450 - August 4, 2014, 2:46 am
hump day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CaptMickeyd - August 21, 2013, 1:42 pm
My name is Mike. Now think about the Geico commercial.

CHEAP WINE - helping us live the poetry that we cannot write

TAGS: cheap wine day
Rating: 4.38/5

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agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 5:43 pm
Despite Derek's kudos, this is a great one.
gil - March 1, 2010, 7:51 am
thank you Derek
Derek - February 28, 2010, 3:38 pm
Your best (I think) *****

D-DAY - Little did we know how tough it would really be.

TAGS: ww2 starwars d day military
Rating: 4.24/5

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Rebellion777 - August 23, 2012, 12:39 pm
Kinda thought this would be motivational...then I looked up. Giant robot camels ftw. (and yes I know what they actually are)


TAGS: grammar nazi day poster
Rating: 4.14/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 8:14 pm
My wife, and English major school teacher would disagree because, you wouldn't say: "I are real glad", and adding a friend doesn't change that.
Nagard - July 8, 2010, 11:03 am
Funny... Especially the "Buongiorno"

MEMORIAL DAY - While you're enjoying your long weekend eating your grilled steaks, burgers, and hot dogs, don't forget how you received that gift of freedom!

TAGS: happy memorial day to all my soldiers sailors airmen and marines
Rating: 3.21/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 4:18 pm
Oh YES, if my country's military hadn't been on a neverending campaign to kill brown people the world over for the last 70 years, I definitely wouldn't be able to eat h** dogs today, the brown people would be swarming my bbq with suicide bombers.
MO - August 28, 2009, 8:54 am
Hey skog, that's a very good point. We are not the only ones. But you need to understand that this poster was made on Memorial day. I'm not going to explain 'cause it should be self explanatory.
Skog - August 28, 2009, 8:44 am
Its not like the US is the only giver of freedom. (much respect for those good people who died fighting for a good cause)
Hagg - June 29, 2009, 7:54 pm
True freedom, as far as I'm concerned, is being dead, free from the bonds of mortality. a**uming there is no afterlife, then you don't even know you're dead, meaning you aren't in a mind, meaning you're free...if ya catch mah drift!



TAGS: clown birthday ruined
Rating: 4.45/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 17, 2010, 3:42 pm
Whats with the avatar Face?.....
Faceplant31 - September 17, 2010, 12:08 pm
Thanks tth.
TheTrashHeap - September 16, 2010, 8:39 pm
Amsome. I wish I had thought of that angle. I had this pic for a while but it never spoke to me. 5 well earned lions.
Faceplant31 - September 16, 2010, 11:27 am
Last i talked to him he was kinda burnt out and had been going on a lot of cruises.
ICEMAN - September 16, 2010, 11:26 am
And he spit out a poster or two a couple of days ago.
ICEMAN - September 16, 2010, 11:25 am
He's still active on the Bacon, Scary Clowns, Ironic Things, etc. threads.
Chompers - September 16, 2010, 11:20 am
speaking of intelligent clowns, has anybody seen sick in a while?
Faceplant31 - September 16, 2010, 11:10 am
Good, i wanted this one to be like that. Had to re work it a couple of times and a shout out to TTH for the pic.
GreyScorpion - September 16, 2010, 11:05 am
didn't see that coming...5L

WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE.. - Ok, maybe walking 15 miles to school, uphill, in the snow, both ways, was a bit exaggerated. You've still got it easy compared to back then.

TAGS: computer prices the old days
Rating: 4.36/5

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Swampfox - May 29, 2012, 2:19 am
The first computer I saw had a single 5 1/2 inch floppy. On most programs you had to swap two or more floppys around to run a program.
Iconoclast - May 28, 2012, 11:15 pm
The first server that I purchased for our office was 40 MB in 1985 with a cost over $5,000.


TAGS: birthday calendar death good evil
Rating: 4.33/5

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mariand - November 14, 2011, 7:23 am
I try to be a realist... every day it's a Bday!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS - Party on Matthew, Party on Luke ...

TAGS: happy birthday jesus party on
Rating: 4.3/5

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440wakeup - December 25, 2011, 6:31 pm
Go jesus its your birthday go jesus its your birthday
Budog - December 25, 2011, 3:43 pm
Somebody spiked the gra** juice...
Reality Lord - December 25, 2011, 10:07 am

was so
TwistedNinjaPirate - December 24, 2011, 10:39 pm
Judas wasnt invited...

SAME SONG - different day

TAGS: trapped groundhog day syndrome news
Rating: 4.98/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 27, 2013, 12:49 pm
Great visual that really brings out the point. 5L + faved.
sniperslayer95 - July 14, 2011, 6:35 pm
well that may be the most true thing ive everseen


TAGS: her nickname is dayam
Rating: 4.4/5

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NotoriousGIL - April 20, 2011, 2:18 am
OOOOOhhh! I just found out there is a name for that game...can't remember it now though. What was I saying? Oh, yeah...5
Master - April 19, 2011, 5:29 pm
An elephant needing a raincoat! Now, the fish will want parasols!

MR. FRENCH - Always the gentleman's gentleman

TAGS: the topic of the day did say french
Rating: 2.73/5

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LogicDude - September 21, 2009, 4:28 pm
I still have mi-...I mean, my SISTER had one...yeah, that's it.
Airman - September 21, 2009, 4:08 pm
thank you LD.. I could NOT remember the name of that doll.
LogicDude - September 21, 2009, 4:03 pm
Oh boy...the things he did to Buffy and Jody! Show Uncle Bill where he touched you on the Mrs. Beasley doll Buffy...
todd snyder - September 21, 2009, 12:50 pm
Memory Lane . . . 5 lions for you.

ASK YOURSELF... - how can your day get any worse than a half-naked Sean Connery with a gun?

TAGS: bad day sean connery
Rating: 2.5/5

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Oldsod - November 11, 2013, 8:04 pm
Actually...he could make me watch "Zardoz" again...
Macumazahn - February 27, 2013, 7:46 pm
Hah. Give 'im a .455 Webley-Fosbury.
Zed - December 5, 2009, 3:22 am
Well, at least I'm in good company, then...
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 3:22 am
What funny is that I did a similar comment, with similar terrible results, on one of Rons posters.
Zed - December 5, 2009, 3:22 am
okay, second comment.
Zed - December 5, 2009, 3:21 am
I knew I should have amended that first comment with "said in a scottish accent"
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 3:21 am
Beats the hell out of using an extension cord to strap an electric mixer to himself.
Zed - December 5, 2009, 3:20 am
aaaaand, my previous point has been proven *facepalm*
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 3:19 am
d*** Zed, you go through them that quickly?
Zed - December 5, 2009, 3:19 am
"Alex, I'll take strap-ons for $500"
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 3:18 am
LMAO Sean... I won't ask why your brain approached it from that angle.
Zed - December 5, 2009, 3:17 am
with a strap-on harness.
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 3:17 am
Asking you to smell his gun? He doesn't have a holster.
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 3:15 am
Two power d***os?
Sean - December 5, 2009, 3:14 am
OK, I'm not really saying that there is such a thing as a "power-d***o", but if there is, a n**** Sean Connery with one would be a lot worse than most things you could imagine.
Sean - December 5, 2009, 3:05 am
A fully n**** Sean Connery with a power-d***o.