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Day Demotivational Poster


HAPPY BIRTHDAY - from Godzilla


TAGS: holiday birthday
Rating: 1.95/5

More motifakes by okami

Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 8, 2009, 2:21 am, #50341
I like this one. I might steal this for a birthday card.


~ QUESTION ~ - “Why is Monday so far away from Friday but Friday is so close to Monday?”


TAGS: monday friday question weekend
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by beastmaster

spacedog - July 31, 2012, 7:26 pm, #237924
Heh, Gingercat.


MONDAY - Has Been Cancelled Due To A Lack Of Interest.


TAGS: monday business work job office
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Airstreamphoto

5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 11:30 am, #226504
Of course you get a 5 from me. Good job!
mariand - November 27, 2011, 10:42 am, #226204
cool... I guess we're talking about work
maoworks2 - November 27, 2011, 10:11 am, #226198
Mite Has Well Do The Rest Of The Week Too


HAPPY BIRTHDAY - The mission is almost accomplished!


TAGS: birthday
Rating: 3.84/5

More motifakes by CajunCow

CpnKangaroo - March 10, 2010, 12:24 pm, #163653
Well thank y'all very much. I think this one hits the nail on the head. 5 kangaroos
thatonechick - March 10, 2010, 12:12 pm, #163651
Um... Is this aimed at Cpn? If not... well, happy birthday, Kangaroo man.


FINALLY FRIDAY -


TAGS: budwiesser beer friday
Rating: 2.97/5

More motifakes by Current Resident

666 - April 6, 2009, 6:22 am, #70962
WTF ?!?! Budweiser ? Bloody p**** septic tank beer


HAPPY HOLIDAYS - May you and yours be touched by his noodly appendage this season


TAGS: happy holidays flying spaghetti monster
Rating: 4.04/5

More motifakes by Budog

FSM - February 15, 2012, 5:10 pm, #229635
.D Pirate Smiley Face! All curse non-belivers!!!
Micamars - December 19, 2011, 10:06 pm, #226752
Some friends of mine were discussing it once, lol
Budog - December 19, 2011, 9:44 pm, #226751
The Church of the FSM is where I did indeed find the picture LOL. I am now waiting anxiously for the Great Marination. May the sauce be with you, ramen.
Micamars - December 19, 2011, 9:28 pm, #226750
I believe this is from the church of the flying spaghetti monster.
falloutghoul - December 19, 2011, 9:04 am, #226723
Wicked picture and awsome pun.
gas - December 17, 2011, 8:37 am, #226683
Ramen


IRISH YOGA - It's always good to stretch before a good workout.


TAGS: irish yoga saint patty s day
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by MindBenda

GaryO - March 15, 2012, 10:36 pm, #231428
Hah! That be kissin’ the blarney sidewalk. Warmin’ up for St Paddy for 5ure. d*** amateur Micks’ll be swarmin’ my favorite haunts.


HOLD DOWN F11 - I'm going to hell for this. I just know it.


TAGS: yet another quake rocked haiti today the capitol was destroyed damage estimates were in the tens of dollars
Rating: 4.51/5

More motifakes by Dude 4515

Thedge - August 31, 2014, 11:07 pm, #256517
Me too. Once more ! 5 large duck dingi!
JesusWept - November 30, 2012, 8:26 am, #241060
LMFAO!! Good one! 5 pts!
Airman - February 24, 2011, 5:06 pm, #213103
along the same line of thinking.. this really worked well
vasilache - July 5, 2010, 5:07 am, #183338
did you heard about the family that moved from Haiti to Chile? they were afraid of quakes
Hawamleh - June 21, 2010, 9:13 pm, #181113
Sir I would like to High five you for that one.
Produceman117 - February 2, 2010, 6:05 pm, #155794
I'm facepalming with a smile. 5L.
Faceplant31 - February 2, 2010, 5:56 pm, #155790
Thats the point Dr. F
Dr. Festerpus - February 2, 2010, 5:05 pm, #155778
When i did it vista had a f***ing seizure
cheesypoofs - January 28, 2010, 7:33 pm, #155031
thats awesome!
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:12 pm, #154627
One more time...
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:11 pm, #154626
Yes, so BAD!!! So am I!!!!!! LMAO...
Bovee - January 26, 2010, 4:05 pm, #154567
that makes my faves. 5l
myhouseinthewoods - January 26, 2010, 3:16 pm, #154554
very funny stuff you have here
Ed-Hyde - January 26, 2010, 2:02 pm, #154547
Sent this one to everyone in my office. A tragedy at this level, you either laugh or go insane. Since we are all crazy already . . .
Airman - January 26, 2010, 1:15 pm, #154540
this is the funniest one we have seen in quite some time. AMSOME
Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 12:56 pm, #154538
This poster is fukcing amsome! Kudos Dude. Worlogog quit being a douche, if you can't find humor in this just STFU and move on!
Lincoln - January 26, 2010, 11:03 am, #154533
f***ing awesome! LMAO
DreMagnum - January 26, 2010, 8:21 am, #154519
Ahhh Worlogog, why ya got to be like that? Its a joke dude.
Worlogog - January 26, 2010, 8:08 am, #154517
Yes. Yes, you are. Ik hope the next 7-9 quake hits your f*cking family.
HareRama - January 26, 2010, 5:54 am, #154505
Haha,hilarious.d***...I laughed too.
Dude 4515 - January 25, 2010, 11:41 pm, #154465
YYYEEEAAAHHH!!!!!!! my first top five poster!
rerun - January 25, 2010, 8:21 pm, #154446

save me a seat Dude4515, I laughed
Claire - January 25, 2010, 7:42 pm, #154432
Hehe.. that was fun. 5L!
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 7:29 pm, #154428
rat bastard!!! now my screen won't quit shaking at richter 7!!
nutsmcbutts - January 25, 2010, 7:11 pm, #154423
classy bro, 5ls on dissun
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:45 pm, #154409
I seriously can't stop doing this.
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:03 pm, #154408
That's hilarious! I keep coming back to this one...5L
BoneCD - January 25, 2010, 5:00 pm, #154406
5 shaking poodles! *now if I could only vote between the tremors*
LogicDude - January 25, 2010, 4:29 pm, #154397
Pour me a beer...I'm right behind you apparently. I LOL'd...
know_it_all - January 25, 2010, 4:15 pm, #154389
holy **** on windows it makes the screen look like an earthquake because it switches from window to fullscreen back and forth really quick. hilarious! gratuitous win, 5/5
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 4:14 pm, #154388
but macs suck
Derek - January 25, 2010, 3:58 pm, #154376
F11 on most Macs turns the sound down.
DreMagnum - January 25, 2010, 3:40 pm, #154373
is it sad I had to hold down f11 just to see what this meant
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 3:35 pm, #154371
LMAO!
zammuelist - January 25, 2010, 2:56 pm, #154369
Nicely done 5/5


PROZAC -




Hump Day -




Today's Music -


TAGS: classic music today s pop rock
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Iceman107

Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2015, 8:27 pm, #262282
The clash and Run DMC.....RUN DMC?!?. 1L.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2015, 8:24 pm, #262281
Nirvana, the *** pistols, the kinks and the misfits....Classic Rock? In what universe?
nicholsjoshua15 - August 9, 2015, 5:43 pm, #262279
The top 40 music may suck nowadays, but is usualy always has, listen to the alternative, underground and foreign music you may be surprised.
EmilioDumphque - July 23, 2015, 2:33 am, #262087
Did you ever hear Wilson Pickett's Sugar Sugar?
GaryO - July 21, 2015, 8:40 pm, #262079
Good point, 'cause lots of today's stuff is sure to be number two
nicholsjoshua15 - July 21, 2015, 8:27 pm, #262077
There's still plenty of great new music, remember the same year Jimmy Hendrix released "The Watch Tower" The Archies "Sugar Sugar" and it was #1, The year Smashing Pumpkins Released "Disarm" Billy Ray "Achy Breaky Heart" was #1.
EmilioDumphque - July 20, 2015, 7:40 pm, #262069
Angry young man poetry to a drumbeat isn't music.
Silverheart - July 20, 2015, 6:37 pm, #262066
Suck-ass music exists in every era, classic and contemporary. Get off of the top 40 channels, you just might find some good, new music.


WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER? -


TAGS: reign forever happy birthdayrip freddie mercury not my words
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

spacedog - November 7, 2013, 5:44 pm, #250884
(5Ls by the way to V for a poster I somehow missed)
spacedog - November 7, 2013, 5:42 pm, #250883
Burn the heretic! He's disparaging Queen, which by way of this poster disparages many peoples savior........Freddie Mercury.
nicholsjoshua15 - November 7, 2013, 3:10 pm, #250881
I never really like Queen that much.
champ99 - September 7, 2011, 2:28 pm, #224050
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:49 pm, #224025

oh btw...5
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:48 pm, #224024

waaaa nanananana na waaaa nanana naaaaaaaaaa
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:47 pm, #224023

for me...for me....for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (wicked guitar blaring like a machine gun and big big hair bouncing from side to side)...lol
Verdeckt - September 6, 2011, 7:18 am, #224009
Really... no idea!!?! Sad. I'd ask if you've watched Highlander but it may have been before your time.
Sean - September 5, 2011, 11:32 pm, #223999
No! Wayne's World, ya b00b.
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 10:58 pm, #223996
(ah what the hell) Mamma mia let me go, Beelzebub has a devil put aside for meeeeee....
Reality Lord - September 5, 2011, 10:52 pm, #223995

mamma mia
Sean - September 5, 2011, 8:43 pm, #223994
AH just great! Now I got that movie in my head.
Feasibly - September 5, 2011, 8:01 pm, #223993
very very frightening
Reality Lord - September 5, 2011, 6:45 pm, #223992

thunderbolt and lightning
mariand - September 5, 2011, 4:42 pm, #223987
who want5 to live forever... is there someone who doesn't know who is Freddie Mercury?
crankyhead - September 5, 2011, 4:23 pm, #223986
5caramouche
rerun - September 5, 2011, 3:42 pm, #223985

He was the lead singer for the band Queen. Died of AIDS years ago.
the1stCOMMI3 - September 5, 2011, 3:17 pm, #223981
I have no idea who he is, but I berths part where you're trying to make fun of god, and that'5 the part I like
Alixian - September 5, 2011, 7:49 am, #223966
5ls for u
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 7:48 am, #223965
To be fair, I did change/clean them up a bit :)
Greeny - September 5, 2011, 7:44 am, #223964
lol - disclaimer tag, just in ca5e!


IT IS FRIDAY - Oh yeah, let the good times roll !




MY FRIEND SAID HIS DAY COULDN'T GET ANY WORSE - So I proved him wrong


TAGS: fire friend day bad
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by templar13

- June 10, 2012, 6:18 pm, #236132
Haha Thank5 for the chuckle
SteveFurlong - June 10, 2012, 9:02 am, #236112
For years when I've had a bad day I've used the catch-phrase, Well, at least I didn't catch myself on fire. Then one day I accidentally caught myself on fire. 5L for a good poster and bringing up demotivational memories.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 9:46 pm, #236093
I told 5omething similar to customers with the same intent. Those who complain that the store has only 11 champagne glasses with particular etching and not a dozen.


MONDAY - Is a horrible way To spend the 1/7 Of your life


TAGS: oh no it s monday again
Rating: 4.52/5

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MONDAYS - I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.


TAGS: mondays
Rating: 4.55/5

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Sound - June 28, 2011, 10:13 am, #220695
4.95, really... jerks


HAPPY THORSDAY - One more day and then it's hammer time !


TAGS: happy thorsday one more day
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Budog

theman101101101 - November 6, 2012, 8:38 pm, #240436
FREAKING AWESOME 5L XD XD XD XD LOL XD


MEMORIAL DAY - Thank you to all who have fallen, and all who have bothered to stand up.


TAGS: memorial day god bless america
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by angus90

Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 3:14 pm, #246919
There are American military grave yards in France from WWI and WWII.
Da5id - January 25, 2013, 1:05 am, #242812
Nice picture, and certainly an American Marine, but appears he's in France. Arlington has the curved stones, not to mention all the French flags. RIP men.


VALENTINE'S DAY - Single Girls V's Single Guys




BREAKFAST - The most important meal of the day ...




ALLAH-U-SNACKBAR! - Get the Special Kebab Combo with Felafel and a soda for just 5 dinar!


TAGS: september challenge open 7 days a week
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

jollyman - November 27, 2009, 11:29 am, #140500
waaaaay to great
Eugene - October 17, 2009, 10:40 am, #127435
He looked like that "THIS IS SPARTA!" guy at a quick glance


PEARL HARBOR DAY -


TAGS: less of them every day
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Airman

maoworks2 - December 22, 2013, 12:10 pm, #251663
Thank You For Making This Post. Mao, Merry Christmas. 5 Big L's .
GySgt1811 - December 9, 2010, 12:57 pm, #206128
Right you are, Mongo! But it's not the warriors I'm concerned about...
Mongo - December 8, 2010, 7:33 pm, #206103
We still have what it takes...many are out there taking care of bidness right now. Rock On.
MrDurden - December 8, 2010, 7:19 pm, #206099
d*** Right. Had two Great Uncles in WWII. I agree completely. 5L FTW
GySgt1811 - December 7, 2010, 8:42 pm, #205990
I've often wondered if we still have what it takes.


HUSBAND DAYCARE - Seems Legit




FOR THE BENEFIT OF OTHERS -


TAGS: labor day calendar
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Greeny

OliviaLaRosa - May 4, 2012, 2:29 pm, #234161
RonE, I politely disagree. Most wealthy people live on capital gains. They do not work. No one works harder than a working parent, on call 24-7 for 20 years.
the1stCOMMI3 - September 6, 2011, 12:36 am, #224004
It takes a presence of a mind to manage the body. Take away the mind and your average workers are just a bunch of ordinary people with tools
mariand - September 5, 2011, 3:15 pm, #223980
those wealthy without laborers, are wealthy only on paper...5L
rerun - September 5, 2011, 2:12 pm, #223978

Mentally harder maybe, not physically.
RonE - September 5, 2011, 12:45 pm, #223977
Misconception. Most wealthy work harder than your laborer. That... is how they get wealthy.
TheLeprechaun - September 5, 2011, 10:43 am, #223976
5...I'll drink to that.
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 6:44 am, #223963
One for the worker5!


HAVING A BAD DAY - Don't worry that's when we go come to the rescue


TAGS: beerbulance having bad day rescue
Rating: 4.49/5

More motifakes by Budog

thefunnyguy - January 10, 2012, 12:44 pm, #227434
I got a rock...
maoworks2 - January 9, 2012, 3:12 pm, #227392
I'll Have 6 Van Loads.
maoworks2 - January 9, 2012, 3:11 pm, #227391
I'll Have 6 Car Loads.


WHAT DO YOU MEAN - It's only a Tuesday? Why did I think it was a FRIDAY?




WEDDING CAKE -




HAPPY VETERANS DAY -


TAGS: veterans day
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Airman

Nissta - December 13, 2011, 4:15 pm, #226571
And does anyone hear Black Sabbaths Warpigs in the back ground!!
Terri - November 16, 2011, 11:31 am, #225850
Amen to that
crankyhead - November 11, 2011, 6:52 pm, #225745
you 5peak the truth. =)
maoworks2 - November 11, 2011, 6:47 pm, #225743
well said !


DISASTERS - They're not cheap!


TAGS: titanic obama oil rig challenger space ship disaster bad day tanker exxon valdez chernobyl nuclear power sub thresher navy liberals democrats health care
Rating: 3.04/5

More motifakes by todd

Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 30, 2010, 6:29 pm, #208706
This was made before there was a politifake.
Lincoln - December 30, 2010, 5:57 pm, #208704
Politifake, anyone?


CAKE - The awesomest cake ever.




NINJA SANTA - Bringing new meaning to the phrase "You better watch out."


TAGS: ninja santa christmas holidays annihilation
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by rulerofmanandape

Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 3:30 pm, #226612
Ninja Santa lives only for his mission. His is the path of the unseen. If little Billy catches Ninja Santa depositing the package, Ninja Santa must commit Seppuku to erase shame!


IT'S FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH - Someone isn't happy with Rebecca


TAGS: friday thirteenth
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Budog

MyMeatStick1 - May 18, 2011, 2:38 am, #218694
Jason is earths only hope!


HAPPY THANKSGIVING - THANKSGIVING NOT A GOOD DAY TO BE MY PANTS


TAGS: holidays
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by concern3

PapaFox - November 21, 2012, 10:26 am, #240818
An embarrassed LOL here. :)


AGEING - You know you're getting too old, when the candles cost more than the cake.


TAGS: grandads birthday
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

7053 - July 10, 2011, 5:24 am, #221221
Too old to live..


IT'S FRIDAY - Eat, drink and be merrily intoxicated !




AND THERE WAS LIGHT - and it was good


TAGS: 7 long days
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Airman

manos - January 31, 2014, 11:43 am, #252567
One of the best i ve seen. clever and funny.
Derek - April 26, 2012, 6:47 pm, #233880
Our arabic numbering system is so much better than the alternatives, it has bowled all before it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 26, 2012, 3:39 pm, #233859
There are many languages, some with similar letters to others, until you travel east. But have you ever noticed that numbers have the same basic design? E.g. pamphlets that are addressed to many cultures and languages, but the number system is the same.
Airman - April 26, 2012, 3:03 pm, #233858
thx all.. I will post it on religifake.. it will be my first
Rick69 - April 26, 2012, 2:44 pm, #233857
Amazing... A whole new perspective... VERY Nice...
holymoly - April 26, 2012, 10:01 am, #233842
Thats how I imagine we got our start. Math and creation are inseperable. I love it.. Favd' and 5
Hawamleh - April 26, 2012, 9:31 am, #233841
great poster ! please submit to religifake also !


BLACK FRIDAY - Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups


TAGS: black friday customers stupid people hell
Rating: 3.67/5


DAYMAN (AAAAAAHHHHH!) - Fighter of the Nightman (aaaaaahhhhh!) Champion of the Sun! He's a master of Karate and Friendship for everyone!


TAGS: dayman nightman
Rating: 2.75/5

More motifakes by Koradan

GreyScorpion - February 3, 2010, 8:32 pm, #156035
87930
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 8:31 pm, #156034
WTF Man!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 3, 2010, 8:29 pm, #156033
Trash made almost this exact poster last week.
Fatt Matt - February 3, 2010, 2:05 pm, #155951
You got to pay the troll toll to get into this boy's hole


Got Any Plans -


TAGS: plans day crazy ideas premeditated
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 25, 2014, 8:53 pm, #252442
And a tissue!
MissPriss - January 25, 2014, 8:52 pm, #252441
Nope, your went wrong by actually ending up in court...teehee.
MissPriss - January 25, 2014, 8:52 pm, #252440
Nope, your went wrong by actually ending up in court...teehee.
Oldsod - January 25, 2014, 6:22 am, #252424
Mebbe that's where I went wrong...either there, or the "with malice a forethougth" part...
CloudchaserS - January 25, 2014, 5:34 am, #252421
It's a trick, get an axe!
MissPriss - January 24, 2014, 6:31 pm, #252395
Need a tissue?
GaryO - January 24, 2014, 8:57 am, #252387
Ok, nasal lol spray. Dang monkey. Gonna have sinus probs all day now…aaaand a funky mustache


RIP -


TAGS: pzy apple day steve jobs
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

crankyhead - October 7, 2011, 12:19 am, #224802
It got rejected because the image was tagged. If you take the time to submit posters that we can approve, I can guarantee that we will.
UlyssesArt - October 6, 2011, 11:55 pm, #224801
I actually posted the "IDied" one, for the first time in my life I actually came up with something first. It didnt get approved on here, but then again I didnt expect it to, the mods here are a bit a***.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 6, 2011, 8:48 pm, #224797
is that a warcraft reference?
pzykosiz - October 6, 2011, 5:31 pm, #224792
bahahahaha
forseti - October 6, 2011, 11:56 am, #224785
how about "the new iDIE" ??
Tytan - October 6, 2011, 9:12 am, #224784
god d*** it forseti too soon xD
forseti - October 6, 2011, 1:22 am, #224783
Jobs done...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2011, 8:54 pm, #224771
That's brilliant ...and horrible, but brilliant 5L


LONGEVITY - Like grandma always said, he who has the most birthdays lives the longest.




MEMORIAL DAY -


TAGS: marine iwojima memorialday military
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

steve1961 - May 23, 2014, 10:04 pm, #254970
Or dividing by zero...or rolling a hoop with a stick...or getting hit on the head with a pool cue...
MPsniper - May 23, 2014, 7:04 pm, #254967
uhmmmmm....it is a salute
maoworks2 - May 22, 2014, 4:52 pm, #254945
What does that mean ?
MPsniper - May 22, 2014, 3:58 pm, #254944
/0
maoworks2 - May 22, 2014, 11:11 am, #254932
Very Well Said , Thankyou .


DIFFERENCE -


TAGS: life time day safe tv show cardassian kardashian gossip star trek
Rating: 3.84/5

More motifakes by giulio

Bartimaeus - September 14, 2009, 7:41 pm, #117818
There's a mistake you could only make once. Good warning. 5/5
Spangle - September 14, 2009, 6:02 pm, #117798
gahahahahahaha
Mr. Shiny - July 20, 2009, 7:40 pm, #97433
lol I like this one!
Sean - May 31, 2009, 12:04 am, #83208
Ridiculously funny. Well done, ya bastard!


HOORAY!! - I'm another year closer to being as dead as my dreams. Want some cake?


TAGS: birthday dreams dead sad depressed
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by mschrunk

Verdeckt - August 17, 2011, 8:59 am, #223092
The cake is a lie. Welcome to the site


MOO'S BAD DAY - just got worse


TAGS: moo 17 bad day
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by spypengen

Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 10, 2012, 8:41 pm, #234469
I may actually hold the record for tribute posters...Not because anyone actually likes me, But because there are so many funny Cow pics on the web. You'd be hard pressed to find one that hasn't been used.
Greeny - May 10, 2012, 7:57 pm, #234464
been done - 114632
dy2012 - May 10, 2012, 11:06 am, #234445
lol nice


DARTH VADER - It's Friday, let's blow some shit up !


TAGS: darth vader friday blow up
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Budog

Redtail - May 5, 2012, 11:11 am, #234207
I can agree with that.
justme - May 4, 2012, 8:54 am, #234147
not really the best day to say that, this is the day we remember all the war victims from ww2


THANK GUINNESS - It's Friday, enjoy !




FACEBOOK FRINEDS -




YEP - It's Monday here, too.


TAGS: monday
Rating: 3.08/5

More motifakes by ERIC

kenny - March 26, 2009, 10:42 pm, #68313
YEP - this site still has ****ty content.
Shtoink - October 28, 2008, 5:51 am, #31029
yay wit! thanks :D this kid kinda looks like waldo with that hat though
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 28, 2008, 3:26 am, #31010
--baby! Newborn plus funny hat plus mushface plus leaning on one arm equals supercute baby. I will concede that your baby is cuter. As a fellow dad, I understand perfectly.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 28, 2008, 3:24 am, #31009
But Shtoink, you gotta give this baby some wiggle room for cuteness. I mean, it is wearing that hat, and it's giving itself the mushface, which distorts the natural cuteness. Besides, check out the size of that boppy pillow. That is one tiny newborn ba
Shtoink - October 28, 2008, 3:13 am, #30996
*p***bear (like a werewolf or vampire)
Shtoink - October 28, 2008, 3:12 am, #30995
this one is nto that cute. MY baby is cute! but no pics or some of you nameless individuals might transform into the p*** i know you got bite by
Tony - October 27, 2008, 10:19 pm, #30918
What Sean?
Sean - October 27, 2008, 6:25 pm, #30821
*things ... (but not the kittens from them freaky bald cats though ... yikes)
Sean - October 27, 2008, 6:20 pm, #30819
So you breeders think them thigs are cute, eh? Two words for you then: kittens!
Susan - October 27, 2008, 4:53 pm, #30773
I Love it, Love it, Love it~
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 27, 2008, 11:09 am, #30708
Very funny. Good demotie, and the baby's expression makes it.
incredoman - October 27, 2008, 9:52 am, #30692
yep...


"THANK YOU" - The only two words that describe the meaning of Memorial Day.


TAGS: memorial day
Rating: 4.26/5

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Mongo - May 29, 2010, 4:04 pm, #178234
Thanks uncle Cuddy...bet I'm older, saltier and uglier than you!!!
Cubbybear - May 28, 2010, 4:55 pm, #178149
Are you thanking the DEAD or Vets?Memorial Day honors the DEAD who died fighting for our country. VETERAN's day honors our vets who came back heroes. Just a history lesson from Uncle Cubby


THE FIRST FIVE DAYS - After the weekend are the hardest ...




GREEN DAY - Not very green.


TAGS: green day should of waited until earth day
Rating: 2.38/5

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Kung-Fu Devil - April 22, 2010, 6:12 pm, #173019
Because people have to moan about something. People moan about my favourite band because of the first album. When they realise they have changed, they continue to moan.
pitbull - April 22, 2010, 4:58 pm, #173015
the people who say that are haters. straight up
Cloudchaser - April 16, 2010, 1:16 am, #171629
Ever notice how when a band never changes its sound (Greenday) they're stale but if they do change their sound (Metallica) they're not being true to their roots? Why is that?


SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE CLOUDS -


TAGS: they disappear day brightens
Rating: 4.98/5

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Yorick - September 15, 2012, 12:25 am, #239167
True true.
lgvernon - March 20, 2012, 10:45 pm, #231745

Thanks very much, folks!~
tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 8:52 pm, #231731
Oh my goodness... this is great.
holymoly - March 20, 2012, 5:23 pm, #231711
Yes! My first Fav'd poster. Nice job. another 5
mariand - March 19, 2012, 6:20 pm, #231650
very true


FOR HER BIRTHDAY - My wife wanted something that would go from 0-260 in less than 10 seconds.


TAGS: ex scale birthday
Rating: 4.66/5

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holymoly - April 25, 2012, 2:14 pm, #233803
Thats funny X) Good one
lgvernon - April 24, 2012, 8:12 pm, #233782

Don't worry. The bruises will be gone before you know it.


HORSEPOWER? -


TAGS: horsepower day wanna push for pinks punk iceman
Rating: 4.29/5

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Jones - February 1, 2011, 10:28 pm, #211402
Sounds exactly like my first truck. And for that, 5/5.


SOMETIMES - Mondays are like that




BEST BIRTHDAY EVER - Galactus doesn't have Birthday cakes he has Birthday planets




PSYCHOLOGY HOTLINE -


TAGS: psychology day
Rating: 4.58/5

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spacedog - March 16, 2010, 6:14 pm, #165212
5Ls
MrBlack - March 16, 2010, 5:15 pm, #165192
If you have an inferiority complex, hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you.
MrBlack - March 16, 2010, 5:15 pm, #165191
If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mothership. If you are dyslexic pres 696969. If you have short-term memory loss, please hang up and try again later.
sickartist - March 16, 2010, 10:08 am, #165137
Nice response 5L


SUICIDE -


TAGS: suicide day comic fish balloon secure rope heavy rock parallelism
Rating: 4.05/5

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agdaniele - December 29, 2009, 5:49 pm, #148819
Simple and strong... love it! 5L
Fatt Matt - December 29, 2009, 5:41 pm, #148818
Good find on the pic. Short/sweet delivery. Well done, sir!


ZERO DAYS -


TAGS: days without war
Rating: 4.79/5

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GaryO - January 23, 2014, 9:53 pm, #252378
Man, I been waitin’ for that answer for darn near three years. Now I can jus settle in an ‘get used to it’…with some pringles….and a gun.
PCV - January 23, 2014, 9:23 pm, #252377
And it's not going to change so get used to it.
crankyhead - June 29, 2011, 8:05 pm, #220746
Yep, without competition there is no progress, and there is no competition quite like the one between two men shooting rifles at each other. =)
Haarakkon - June 29, 2011, 8:11 am, #220726
Let us also remember that in ancient times and particularly in northern climates, it was a seasonal endeavor. Men (and women, too) couldn't be fighting when there were crops to be harvested for the long winter months.
Haarakkon - June 29, 2011, 8:05 am, #220725
I should guess this, too, would be relative. While, say, Blackfeet and Nez Perce may have fought isolated skirmishes, they didn't engage in the widespread coordinated attacks that would characterize modern concepts of "war".
Airman - June 28, 2011, 10:52 am, #220698
The US Army War college estimates it goes back to 4000 BC. The minute we get Peace in one place, it all goes to hell somewhere else
Airman - June 28, 2011, 10:51 am, #220697
good, this got a bit of a discussion going. It came from a statement I saw this weekend on tv, that there had only been 129 days without war in the last 4500 years. I went searching on google to see if that was right, and found that others felt it was 0
tellitlikeitis - June 28, 2011, 6:24 am, #220686
And there it is, men, I'm a**uming the commentors are men...are somehow always wrapped up in "war", whatever happened to the saying "peace man"?
forseti - June 28, 2011, 3:31 am, #220681
ironically we probably would still live in caves (and wouldn't be able to motifake!) if the human race wouldn't be this aggressive. Most innovations are based directly or at least incidentally on "war technologies"...
house - June 27, 2011, 7:55 pm, #220667
yes it did but ther was other wars started just after the end of WWi, then ran into the spanish civil war then ran into WW2....and the rest they say is history
crankyhead - June 27, 2011, 7:52 pm, #220666
Didn't the spanish civil war start about 15 years after those other two ended?
Reality Lord - June 27, 2011, 7:31 pm, #220664

very little if anything has changed about the human species since we climbed out of the trees/God created us/aliens dropped us off on this planet. meh...whatever.
Airman - June 27, 2011, 6:46 pm, #220662
ah, but House, you have to count tribal wars in Africa, Indonesia, South America.. so I feel pretty safe with 0. Native American Indians too.
house - June 27, 2011, 6:19 pm, #220661
still, i like the concept so 5L
house - June 27, 2011, 6:19 pm, #220660
culture there are 4 years where we have not had war. The most recent perid being after WW1, ther was No War for a period of a few weeks before the Spanish civil war, the Greco - Turkish war and the 3rd Afghan war began
house - June 27, 2011, 6:17 pm, #220659
Good poster but technically not correct. There have been 4 years with absolutely No war in modern history. Now histories of small countries and african / asian nations may not be as well documented so we cannot say for 100% sure but in 'white' western


APOPHIS -


TAGS: asteroid collision 2036 april friday 13 paper beats rock
Rating: 4.51/5

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pzykosiz - October 27, 2010, 6:05 pm, #199893
are they gonna create some giant scissors as well to protect us from the paper?
GreyScorpion - October 27, 2010, 5:45 pm, #199890
excellent 5L
Neener - October 27, 2010, 5:06 pm, #199883
I'll buy a whole case!
crankyhead - October 27, 2010, 5:05 pm, #199882
neener, it's called talent.
Neener - October 27, 2010, 4:55 pm, #199879
I want whatever you're on that made you come up with that angle.


REDNECK DAYCARE -




BRIDES - Always look their best on their Wedding Day




RAPTURE -


TAGS: 2000 years any day now
Rating: 4.63/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 3:36 pm, #246756
According to Matthew 24:34, it was supposed to happen within the disciple's generation! So, I guess Jesus was lying!! Pants on FIRE, Chuy!
bobbus - May 28, 2011, 10:16 pm, #219312
Even though I'm not a Christian, I won't waste my life to worship a guy we haven't seen a trace of in 2000 years.
the1stCOMMI3 - May 24, 2011, 12:41 am, #218987
I'm also a christian, but the sad thing is this poster's true
TwistedNinjaPirate - May 23, 2011, 10:47 pm, #218986
Even though I'm a christian, 5L


ZOMBIE HUNTING - It is open season everyday, get er' done boys !




FRIDAY -




INDIVIDUALITY -


TAGS: sparrow days
Rating: 4.93/5

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Sean - March 8, 2014, 8:26 pm, #253487
What? No. Unless he was singing a John Lennon song in the shower perhaps. Ok, that probably happened more than once, so part marks to you. P.S.: Ringo is my favouritest Beatle.
ozinusa123456 - July 2, 2013, 9:29 am, #247237
George Harrison from the beatles
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2011, 9:03 pm, #221547
5L.
ICEMAN - July 17, 2011, 1:50 am, #221465
What do we win should we get it right? An autographed bevnap from Yoko?
Sean - July 17, 2011, 12:35 am, #221464
"Strange days indeed. Most peculiar, momma." Who said that? I mean other than me just now?
Sean - July 17, 2011, 12:10 am, #221459
Thanks man. Take'r eeese.
ICEMAN - July 16, 2011, 11:49 pm, #221454
Always enjoy hearing the voice of experience. 5


FOR MOTHER'S DAY - Buy her coffee Because remember... You're the reason she gets drunk




REMINISCING -




BAD DAYS - Even Superman has them




KOBOLDS - Has birthdays too you know...


TAGS: birthday kobold wow fantasy candle birthday mines diggers you no take candle
Rating: 2/5

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Ieuan - April 22, 2009, 11:31 pm, #74820
You no take candle!


WEDNESDAY - Making it over the hump just got a whole lot easier




NEW ROMANTIC HOLIDAY (JUST FOR MEN) -


TAGS: valentine s day holidy for men beer steak
Rating: 4.03/5

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rerun - February 8, 2010, 12:17 pm, #156742

ummm, In a way you get both
Bovee - February 8, 2010, 11:37 am, #156737
this is the perfect day. though i would include a clause that says if she does speak another bj must be preformed.
thatonechick - February 8, 2010, 11:28 am, #156733
I'd like a steak. :( I'm sad now.


MONDAY MOURNINGS - The day we bury another weekend; And weep for what we did Plan the flowers we need to send; and remember where the body's hid!


TAGS: monday mournings
Rating: 3.8/5

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szo850 - October 23, 2012, 2:36 pm, #240120
Ren!!! I miss that show!
grazanita - September 9, 2010, 3:23 pm, #192939
Lmao!! He's never looked so good!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 17, 2010, 9:58 pm, #176406
Nice play on words...bad punctuation.......some lions...I'm non-committal.
GreyScorpion - May 17, 2010, 9:25 pm, #176398
Who died?


HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Quit acting like that, you are just older not dead ...




UNFORTUNATELY -


TAGS: skinny daydream chewing
Rating: 4.2/5

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Greeny - July 28, 2015, 9:36 pm, #262147
Ha - NSFWife
spacedog - February 8, 2014, 2:33 pm, #252786
LOL! That gets a BIG 5L.


MY DAY -


TAGS: every day wear a mask
Rating: 3.87/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 6, 2012, 3:28 am, #232809
No Axe, my poem, self written yesterday, the 'rip off' part is the idea behind the 'bag' that he/she is lugging around, I 'ripped' that off of GaryO here.
M0rd3kaI - April 6, 2012, 3:27 am, #232808
Thanks Vern, much appreciated :D
lgvernon - April 5, 2012, 11:38 pm, #232799

It's wonderful, Mor! Very, very wonderful~~
axe11154 - April 5, 2012, 10:33 pm, #232797
wait did you rip this off some one or what? because I see nothing but yall saying rip odd. im confused
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 9:34 pm, #232795
Well It's a ripoff in my eyes seeing as I used it to pass time. And yes, I do think about that, thanks for the 'inspiration' so to speak
GaryO - April 5, 2012, 8:11 pm, #232792
Not a rip off. Glad you think about it.
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 7:46 pm, #232790
Rip off of you saying "some people have to carry around a bag of pebbles and will sometimes stop and take one out to share the story behind it") thanks for the comment though, much appreciated
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 7:42 pm, #232789
Honestly, I set out to make a 'demotivational' poster and I thought I'd make a poem. These are a mix of things, one being my thoughts, another just being bored and I even have a reference to what you told me ('the bag' and no one else seeing the inside
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 7:34 pm, #232788
LOL! XD me n-n-n-neither airm-m-man (seriously, I am commenting using my phone, might be the reason, but I only meant for one lol)
GaryO - April 5, 2012, 7:21 pm, #232787
M0rd, if these are your thoughts and realizations, then you are a leap and a bound ahead of this game. Next step is letting go of the dross and holding dearly to the lessons, no longer needing the mask. Well versed, laddie, well versed.
Airman - April 5, 2012, 7:14 pm, #232786
i didn't know you had a stutter!
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 6:41 pm, #232784
Thanks Airman, as always it is much appreciated to get positive feedback (geezus, that word...) thanks
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 6:41 pm, #232783
Thanks Airman, as always it is much appreciated to get positive feedback (geezus, that word...) thanks
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 6:41 pm, #232782
Thanks Airman, as always it is much appreciated to get positive feedback (geezus, that word...) thanks
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 6:41 pm, #232781
Thanks Airman, as always it is much appreciated to get positive feedback (geezus, that word...) thanks
Airman - April 5, 2012, 6:07 pm, #232780
pretty d*** impressive as-is I would say.
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 4:54 pm, #232779
Just for future reference in the mods office ;)
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 4:54 pm, #232778
NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! Cranky!!! d***... I'd rather go the extra mile with one of these and correct all spelling mistakes that were made, but I have to say the spellcheck on my MS Word didn't warn me about it :/ (Ps, I use 'zapgrab' so correcting it is easy)
crankyhead - April 5, 2012, 4:48 pm, #232777
I didn't warn you about gruelling either. =) I figured you'd put a lot of effort into this already, didn't want you to have to redo it. =)
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 2:59 pm, #232773
And thanks a lot, greatly appreciated.
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 2:57 pm, #232772
If someone stole my account I'mm kick their arse though. answer to your first question: Yes, I did; answer to your second: No i did not, and this 'spellcheck' feature didn't warn me to 'dispair' being wrong, and the mods didn't either, so I'm happy
Rick69 - April 5, 2012, 2:13 pm, #232771
Jeezus, Kai, I think someone stole your account... The big question is: Did you write it entirely? (The other question being, of course, do you know there is a word called "Despair"). It's been a long time since I fav'd a poster... This takes it though...


LISTEN CLOSELY - No more of that Jingle Bells! Y'all better sing Happy Birthday to me, now!




POST TURTLE - Cause your day sucked less than this.




DALLAS TEXAS -


TAGS: lebron james day
Rating: 4.85/5

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Bolverk37782 - June 13, 2011, 7:44 pm, #219960
WHO??? Never heard of him.


CHOMPERS -


TAGS: chompers smart guy happy berfday
Rating: 4.79/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 18, 2013, 12:32 pm, #247855
AWE5OME! But this should be removed and reposted every so often so they don't catch on to us ;-)
FatherTyme - June 20, 2011, 9:29 am, #220303
dood, that was friggin awesome!! 5 Get Out Of Jail Free cards for you Sire
5150monkeylove - September 7, 2010, 3:16 pm, #192693
One of my favs. 5L
Chompers - August 5, 2010, 5:48 pm, #187785
It's worked before


OVER-COMPENSATING - NO! I'm not!


TAGS: psychology fetish thursday assignment
Rating: 2.42/5

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curlyrocks - April 24, 2013, 10:12 pm, #245330
I'm going to guess a starter motor for a diesel locomotive.
EmilioDumphque - January 28, 2012, 3:54 pm, #228308
What the hell kinda engine is THAT? It looks like a couple of Allisons or Merlins joined on a common crankshaft!


BLACK FRIDAY - We used to build civilizations. Now we build shopping malls.


TAGS: black friday malls shopping
Rating: 4/5

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beastmaster - November 29, 2011, 3:01 pm, #226252
I KNOW! These people are nuts! Brainwashed into thinking they need MORE, MORE, MORE! Not meee! :)
jejeloman - November 28, 2011, 10:22 pm, #226236
OH GOSH THERE'S JUST TOO MANY PEOPLE XP!!!


TOTALLY SCREWED - Did you ever get the feeling that it was going to be a really bad day ?


TAGS: toatally screwed bad day
Rating: 4.77/5

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ICEMAN - May 29, 2011, 11:52 pm, #219339
Only when you put up a poster. Heh, heh, heh.


Hump Day -


TAGS: camel gun hump day
Rating: 4.56/5

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jayman450 - August 4, 2014, 2:46 am, #256008
hump day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CaptMickeyd - August 21, 2013, 1:42 pm, #248888
My name is Mike. Now think about the Geico commercial.


CHEAP WINE - helping us live the poetry that we cannot write


TAGS: cheap wine day
Rating: 4.38/5

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agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 5:43 pm, #161739
Despite Derek's kudos, this is a great one.
gil - March 1, 2010, 7:51 am, #161218
thank you Derek
Derek - February 28, 2010, 3:38 pm, #161128
Your best (I think) *****


D-DAY - Little did we know how tough it would really be.


TAGS: ww2 starwars d day military
Rating: 4.24/5

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Rebellion777 - August 23, 2012, 12:39 pm, #238650
Kinda thought this would be motivational...then I looked up. Giant robot camels ftw. (and yes I know what they actually are)


THE ORIGINAL GRAMMAR NAZI - Buongiorno


TAGS: grammar nazi day poster
Rating: 4.14/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 8:14 pm, #239084
My wife, and English major school teacher would disagree because, you wouldn't say: "I are real glad", and adding a friend doesn't change that.
Nagard - July 8, 2010, 11:03 am, #183701
Funny... Especially the "Buongiorno"


MEMORIAL DAY - While you're enjoying your long weekend eating your grilled steaks, burgers, and hot dogs, don't forget how you received that gift of freedom!


TAGS: happy memorial day to all my soldiers sailors airmen and marines
Rating: 3.21/5

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MO - August 28, 2009, 8:54 am, #112726
Hey skog, that's a very good point. We are not the only ones. But you need to understand that this poster was made on Memorial day. I'm not going to explain 'cause it should be self explanatory.
Skog - August 28, 2009, 8:44 am, #112724
Its not like the US is the only giver of freedom. (much respect for those good people who died fighting for a good cause)
Hagg - June 29, 2009, 7:54 pm, #91583
True freedom, as far as I'm concerned, is being dead, free from the bonds of mortality. a**uming there is no afterlife, then you don't even know you're dead, meaning you aren't in a mind, meaning you're free...if ya catch mah drift!


I AM SO HAPPY -




BRAIN ANEURYSM -


TAGS: clown birthday ruined
Rating: 4.45/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 17, 2010, 3:42 pm, #194247
Whats with the avatar Face?.....
Faceplant31 - September 17, 2010, 12:08 pm, #194234
Thanks tth.
TheTrashHeap - September 16, 2010, 8:39 pm, #194156
Amsome. I wish I had thought of that angle. I had this pic for a while but it never spoke to me. 5 well earned lions.
Faceplant31 - September 16, 2010, 11:27 am, #194093
Last i talked to him he was kinda burnt out and had been going on a lot of cruises.
ICEMAN - September 16, 2010, 11:26 am, #194092
And he spit out a poster or two a couple of days ago.
ICEMAN - September 16, 2010, 11:25 am, #194091
He's still active on the Bacon, Scary Clowns, Ironic Things, etc. threads.
Chompers - September 16, 2010, 11:20 am, #194088
speaking of intelligent clowns, has anybody seen sick in a while?
Faceplant31 - September 16, 2010, 11:10 am, #194087
Good, i wanted this one to be like that. Had to re work it a couple of times and a shout out to TTH for the pic.
GreyScorpion - September 16, 2010, 11:05 am, #194086
didn't see that coming...5L


WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE.. - Ok, maybe walking 15 miles to school, uphill, in the snow, both ways, was a bit exaggerated. You've still got it easy compared to back then.


TAGS: computer prices the old days
Rating: 4.36/5

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Swampfox - May 29, 2012, 2:19 am, #235362
The first computer I saw had a single 5 1/2 inch floppy. On most programs you had to swap two or more floppys around to run a program.
Iconoclast - May 28, 2012, 11:15 pm, #235360
The first server that I purchased for our office was 40 MB in 1985 with a cost over $5,000.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS - Party on Matthew, Party on Luke ...


TAGS: happy birthday jesus party on
Rating: 4.3/5

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440wakeup - December 25, 2011, 6:31 pm, #226946
Go jesus its your birthday go jesus its your birthday
Budog - December 25, 2011, 3:43 pm, #226943
Somebody spiked the gra** juice...
Reality Lord - December 25, 2011, 10:07 am, #226939

was so
TwistedNinjaPirate - December 24, 2011, 10:39 pm, #226921
Judas wasnt invited...


SAME SONG - different day


TAGS: trapped groundhog day syndrome news
Rating: 4.98/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 27, 2013, 12:49 pm, #245390
Great visual that really brings out the point. 5L + faved.
sniperslayer95 - July 14, 2011, 6:35 pm, #221385
well that may be the most true thing ive everseen


ELEPHANT COAT -


TAGS: her nickname is dayam
Rating: 4.4/5

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NotoriousGIL - April 20, 2011, 2:18 am, #216848
OOOOOhhh! I just found out there is a name for that game...can't remember it now though. What was I saying? Oh, yeah...5
Master - April 19, 2011, 5:29 pm, #216798
An elephant needing a raincoat! Now, the fish will want parasols!


MR. FRENCH - Always the gentleman's gentleman


TAGS: the topic of the day did say french
Rating: 2.73/5

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LogicDude - September 21, 2009, 4:28 pm, #120288
I still have mi-...I mean, my SISTER had one...yeah, that's it.
Airman - September 21, 2009, 4:08 pm, #120278
thank you LD.. I could NOT remember the name of that doll.
LogicDude - September 21, 2009, 4:03 pm, #120276
Oh boy...the things he did to Buffy and Jody! Show Uncle Bill where he touched you on the Mrs. Beasley doll Buffy...
todd snyder - September 21, 2009, 12:50 pm, #120251
Memory Lane . . . 5 lions for you.


ASK YOURSELF... - how can your day get any worse than a half-naked Sean Connery with a gun?


TAGS: bad day sean connery
Rating: 2.5/5

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Oldsod - November 11, 2013, 8:04 pm, #250941
Actually...he could make me watch "Zardoz" again...
Macumazahn - February 27, 2013, 7:46 pm, #243861
Hah. Give 'im a .455 Webley-Fosbury.
Zed - December 5, 2009, 3:22 am, #142827
Well, at least I'm in good company, then...
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 3:22 am, #142826
What funny is that I did a similar comment, with similar terrible results, on one of Rons posters.
Zed - December 5, 2009, 3:22 am, #142825
okay, second comment.
Zed - December 5, 2009, 3:21 am, #142824
I knew I should have amended that first comment with "said in a scottish accent"
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 3:21 am, #142823
Beats the hell out of using an extension cord to strap an electric mixer to himself.
Zed - December 5, 2009, 3:20 am, #142822
aaaaand, my previous point has been proven *facepalm*
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 3:19 am, #142821
d*** Zed, you go through them that quickly?
Zed - December 5, 2009, 3:19 am, #142820
"Alex, I'll take strap-ons for $500"
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 3:18 am, #142819
LMAO Sean... I won't ask why your brain approached it from that angle.
Zed - December 5, 2009, 3:17 am, #142818
with a strap-on harness.
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 3:17 am, #142817
Asking you to smell his gun? He doesn't have a holster.
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 3:15 am, #142815
Two power d***os?
Sean - December 5, 2009, 3:14 am, #142810
OK, I'm not really saying that there is such a thing as a "power-d***o", but if there is, a n**** Sean Connery with one would be a lot worse than most things you could imagine.
Sean - December 5, 2009, 3:05 am, #142800
A fully n**** Sean Connery with a power-d***o.


A NEW DAY -


TAGS: day sun rising cholesterol planet
Rating: 4.87/5

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gas - January 21, 2012, 10:01 am, #227888
hahaha thx
djrcreative - January 21, 2012, 4:53 am, #227877
Best. Bacon. Poster. Ever. 5L :D


DON'T LET THEM TAKE IT AWAY -


TAGS: november 11th remembrance day canada
Rating: 4.75/5

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MissPriss - November 12, 2012, 8:54 pm, #240558
That is such a strong message of dedication...beautiful...would make an incredible poster with the right pic...thanks for commenting.
Nissta - November 12, 2012, 8:14 pm, #240557
A beautifully setting of these good words, all I need add is the Kohima Epi***h When You Go Home, Tell Them Of Us And Say, For Their Tomorrow, We Gave Our Today"
MissPriss - November 11, 2012, 11:12 am, #240515
Fewer red poppies are worn. With each new generation the respect dwindles and the meaning of the day is forgotten. But never a Grey Cup or Super Bowl goes unnoticed. Very sad indeed.
MissPriss - November 11, 2012, 11:10 am, #240513
Thank you mao. It's sad when people can't take a day to show respect to those that showed such courage to defend what we have today. In my province they are making it opt. for students to attend assemblies in school. Stores are now open.
maoworks2 - November 11, 2012, 7:54 am, #240509
Classic 5L .


THIS FATHERS DAY - tell him that you appreciate all the times he's been there for you


TAGS: fathers day
Rating: 4.62/5

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agdaniele - June 16, 2010, 9:19 pm, #180587
Platinum.
Airman - June 16, 2010, 1:59 pm, #180554
thanks!
erock - June 16, 2010, 1:02 pm, #180552
the perfect definition of demotivational posters 5excons for you!
R.S.Jake - June 16, 2010, 12:27 pm, #180549
What do you know! He looks just like Uncle Chad!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 16, 2010, 12:07 pm, #180548
I'm sorry Son.....I shouldn't have (gotten caught while I was) Killing that h***er. 5L
Faceplant31 - June 16, 2010, 11:49 am, #180545
f***ING PERFECT Airman!!!


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